Words to live by, as another year marches on …

January 11th, 2010 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Intelligencia, Austin Living, Uncategorized No Comments »

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3.Keep learning.  Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever, even ham radio. Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s family name is Alzheimer’s.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.  Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it.  If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally used up and worn out, shouting ” ….wow….man, what a ride!”

 Hope you enjoy these…I sure do!

Wish I knew who said it first , but my memory seems to be failing me a bit!

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Are YOU the Best Ever….?

January 10th, 2010 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Intelligencia, Austin Living No Comments »

A thought for today…

Years ago I heard a story of a dad named Paul who gave his young son a small chalkboard to practice writing on. One evening his son called out from the bedroom, “Dad, how do you spell best?”

Paul answered him. Moments later, the boy hollered, “How do you spell kid?”

Finally he asked, “How do you spell ever?”

When the boy showed him what he’d written on the chalkboard, Paul expected to see “I’m the best kid ever.” Instead, the boy beamed as Paul read the message: “You’re the best dad a kid can ever have.”

Paul recalled that it was one of the best days of his life. In fact, he had to buy his son another chalkboard because he wanted to save this message forever and hang it on his wall. It’s still there. Feeling appreciated is enormously important to adults as well as children. So much so that we often don’t think enough about what we’d most like to be appreciated for.

Being appreciated at work is a big deal. Who doesn’t want approval and respect from one’s boss and coworkers? Beyond the economic value of raises, promotions, and commendations, praise can be gratifying and motivating. That’s why good employers look for opportunities to acknowledge and thank employees for their contributions.

Yet as meaningful as work recognition is, if you could choose between winning your child’s “Best Mom/Dad a Kid Can Ever Have” award and being named “Best Employee,” which would you choose? The point is not to belittle the pursuit of approval in your business life but to remind you how much more meaningful it is to know you’re important to and appreciated by the people who love and need you the most.

Your most important job in life is to be worthy of that appreciation. Being the “best ever” mom or dad, husband or wife, or friend – it doesn’t get any better than that.

- Michael Josephson “Character Counts

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Fine words to live by, in Austin and everywhere…Merry Christmas!

December 25th, 2009 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Intelligencia, Austin Living, Uncategorized No Comments »

Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good, if you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply be kind to others.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.  Just get up and dance.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons… Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.  Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Merry Christmas to one and all, and Best Wishes for a happy, safe, and prosperous New Year!

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Rare December storm dusts Austin Texas with snow

December 4th, 2009 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Intelligencia, Austin Living, Austin Real Estate, Texas Hill Country living Comments Off

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow! That was pretty much what everyone in Austin was talking about the past few days, in anticipation of today’s rare weather pattern which was to bring several inches of snow to the Austin, Texas area and surrounding counties.

Even local weather casters and the front page of the Austin American Statesman reported an expected 2 – 4 inches of accumulation, which on Thursday sent hoarders to the grocery stores, shoppers to the clothing stores for warm articles, and commuters to the gas lines to fill up their tanks.

Several after-school activities were cancelled by local school districts…as early as Wednesday, and the Lake Travis School District sent it’s students home at midday … quite coincidental since their LT Cavaliers were playing in a state football playoff game this evening down in San Marcos!

Even some social activities and holiday gatherings were suspended in advance, to avoid “weather delays” and/or for “safety reasons.”

When it started falling from the sky, around 11am, workers rushed out of their office buildings to open their mouths to the sky and catch a rare snowflake on their tongue. The flurries lasted about 45 minutes or so, and then most workers returned inside to their wrarm and cozy offices. But some chose to take the afternoon off and not “get stuck in the snow!”

Ahh…this is Austin, people!  Snow?  What’s that?  If we get snow at all, it rarely sticks to the ground, and hardly EVER accumulates.  Shudders…and here I thought we had so many folks relocating to Austin from the Northeast…don’t they know how to drive in snow?

Ho Ho Ho…Happy Holidays!

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English language is an art form, just like Austin Texas real estate

August 1st, 2009 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Intelligencia, Austin Living Comments Off

Fine Living in Austin (or anywhere, for that matter) often requires a command of the English language. Instead of using terms like “Whatchamacallit” or “Thingamajig”, being able to identify these everyday objects might just come in handy if you’re trying to impress that special someone in your life.

For example … did you know that a BOBECHE is a collar on a candle that catches wax drips?

Try to see how many of these you can correctly identify:

1.       AGLET

a.       A bill on a baseball cap

b.      A fold of cartilage outside the ear

c.       The sheath at the end of a shoelace

2.       BESOM

a.       The second horn of a rhinoceros

b.      A broom made of twigs

c.       A coal miner’s headlamp

3.       CROTCHET

a.       A nutcracker

b.      A dust ball

c.       A quarter note in music

4.       TITTLE

a.       A bell on a bicycle

b.      The dot over the letter “I”

c.       A gap between front teeth

5.       CLAQUE

a.       People paid to applaud a show

b.      A group of ducks

c.       A windmill blade

6.       ZILLS

a.       Cat’s whiskers

b.      Holes in Swiss cheese

c.       Dancer’s finger cymbals

7.       GNOMON

a.       The shadow-casting part of a sundial

b.      A pencil stub

c.       A wisdom tooth

8.       ROWEL

a.       The wheel on a cowboy’s spur

b.      A ring left by a wet glass

c.       A curve banister

9.       SAMARA

a.       Headscarf worn by Muslim women

b.      Tile in a mosaic

c.       Winged fruit of certain trees

10.   ULLAGE

a.       A radiator’s air valve

b.      Unfilled space in a wine bottle

c.       The uneaten portion of a meal

 

Think you guessed them all correctly?

Answers below.

 

DON’T PEEK UNLESS YOU’RE FINISHED GUESSING!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANSWERS

1.       C

2.       B

3.       C

4.       B

5.       A

6.       C

7.       A

8.       A

9.       C

10.   B

 

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2009 Austin Theme Song Contest needs your vote

April 27th, 2009 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Living, Austin Music & Entertainment 1 Comment »

The Austin Convention and Visitors Bureau (ACVB) is conducting it’s 2009 Austin Theme Song Contest, and we’re taking this opportunity to plug a friend of ours who has been selected as a finalist!

Yes, the ACVB thinks we need a “power ballad” to tell others why Austin is such a great place to live, and one of the five finalists (out of over 100 entrants!) is Jimmy Shortell, a local musician singer/songwriter that you probably never heard of…but he’s a friend so I’m doing this shameless plug to get you to vote for his ballad. It’s actually pretty clever!

But you’ve gotta place your vote by May 5th!   Here’s the link:  http://www.austintexas.org/musicians/contest_index

and of course, he’s positioned #4 on the ballot (in case you need your reading glasses!!)

Austin IS truly a wonderful place to live, and all of these songwriters have crafted very unique tunes to sum up what makes our city special, so I hope you enjoy a bit of musical entertainment from your friends at Fine Austin Living.

And a one..and a two…   VOTE FOR JIMMY!

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Cryptic Austin Christmas Carols – the answers revealed

January 3rd, 2009 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Intelligencia, Austin Living 1 Comment »

Here are the answers to our Austin Christmas holiday quiz…how did you rate?

How many of the following Christmas tunes can you identify in FIVE MINUTES?   

Example:             Noisy hollow metal devices:        Jingle Bells

 

1.       Small city in Judea :  O Little Town of Bethlehem

2.       Colorless Yuletime:  White Christmas

3.       Singular yearning for twin anterior incisors:  All I want for Christmas is My 2 Front Teeth

4.       Loyal followers advance: O Come All Ye Faithful

5.       Righteous Darkness: O Holy Night

6.       Weather: cloudless / Arrival time:  2400 hours:  It Came Upon a Midnite Clear

7.       Far off in a feeder:   Away in a Manger

8.       Array the corridors:  Deck The Halls!

9.       Bantam percussionist:  Little Drummer Boy

10.   Monarchial triad:  We Three Kings

11.   Nocturnal noiselessness:  Silent Night

12.   Father Christmas en-route to borough:  Santa Claus is Coming to Town

13.   Initial Christmas:  The First Noel

14.   Frozen precipitation commence:  Let It Snow!

15.   Proceed and enlighten on the pinnacle:  Go, Tell it on the Mountain

16.   The quadruped with the vermillion proboscis:  Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

17.   Query regarding identity of descendant:  What Child Is This?

18.   Delight for this planet:  Joy To The World

19.   Give attention to the melodious celestial beings:  Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

20.   Hence arriveth Kris Kringle:  Here Comes Santa Claus

21.   To descry matriarchal osculation of Yuletide anthropomorphism:  I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

22.   At the zenith of habitat:  Up on the RoofTop

23.   Endocarps vesicated in a conflagration:  Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

24.   Jehovah dulcify blithe chevaliers:  God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

25.   The dozen festive 24-hour intervals:  The Twelve Days of Christmas

 

Grade yourself:

0-5         Scrooge..bah humbug!

6-10       One of Santa’s reindeer…but you need to hone your talents

11-15     You’re giving Rudolph a run for his money

16-20     Ho-ho-ho – vying for Santa’s #1 elf, are we?

21-25     A spot is reserved for you in Seminary

 

Happy Holidays to all of our friends, family, acquaintances and loyal followers, and we especially wish you and your loved ones a Joyous 2009 from all of us at The RealtyPro Team. 

If we can be of service to you on those you know with real estate transactions in the Austin, Texas area, please visit us online at www.FineAustinLiving.com or give us a call at 512-402-9800

 

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Cryptic Carols – for a Merry Austin Christmas

December 25th, 2008 Todd Smith Posted in Austin Humor, Austin Intelligencia, Austin Living, Uncategorized Comments Off

Merry Christmas from Austin, Texas – the live music capital of the world!

During the holiday season, most of us begin humming well-loved Christmas songs.  However, would these songs be recognized under different titles?  How many of the following Christmas tunes can you identify in FIVE MINUTES?  (answers to follow in a few days!)

 

Example:             Noisy hollow metal devices:        Jingle Bells

 

1.       Small city in Judea

2.       Colorless Yuletime

3.       Singular yearning for twin anterior incisors

4.       Loyal followers advance

5.       Righteous Darkness

6.       Weather: cloudless / Arrival time:  2400 hours

7.       Far off in a feeder

8.       Array the corridors

9.       Bantam percussionist

10.   Monarchial triad

11.   Nocturnal noiselessness

12.   Father Christmas en-route to borough

13.   Initial Christmas

14.   Frozen precipitation commence

15.   Proceed and enlighten on the pinnacle

16.   The quadruped with the vermillion proboscis

17.   Query regarding identity of descendant

18.   Delight for this planet

19.   Give attention to the melodious celestial beings

20.   Hence arriveth Kris Kringle

21.   To descry matriarchal osculation of Yuletide anthropomorphism

22.   At the zenith of habitat

23.   Endocarps vesicated in a conflagration

24.   Jehovah dulcify blithe chevaliers

25.   The dozen festive 24-hour intervals

 Happy Holidays to all of our friends, family, acquaintances and loyal followers, and we especially wish you and your loved ones a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us at The RealtyPro Team. 

If we can be of service to you on those you know with a real estate transaction in the Austin, Texas area, please visit us online at www.FineAustinLiving.com or give us a call at 512-402-9800

 

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